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| Software development cycles | >> | | | |
Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the most rigid quality control on the planet. Here, shared for the first time with the general public, are the inside details of the program development cycle...
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| Why did the Chicken cross the CGI-Road | >> | | | |
Computer Geeks only for this next one... WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE CGI ROAD? Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road ... C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways. ...
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| If Microsoft began making cars... | >> | | | |
1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year-instead of before it. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car. ...
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| Where is the any-key??? | >> | | | |
Hehe this is a good one: No matter how hard you look around on that keyboard you will never find the ANY KEY button...
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| Property Laws | >> | | | |
1. If I like it, it's mine. - 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine - 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine...
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| Guide to computer languages | >> | | | |
The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you're currently using...
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