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If Microsoft began making cars...

    • A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until after that year-instead of before it.

    • Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

    • Occaionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this.

    • You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.

    • Sun Motor Systems would make a car that was powered by the sun, twice as reliable, and five times as fast - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.

    • The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

    • People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.

    • We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas.

    • The U.S. government would be getting subsidies from an auto maker instead of giving them.

    • New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

    • The air bag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

    • The steering wheel would be replaced with a mouse and you'd need to memorize the keyboard short-cut for "Brake".

    • For some reason the engine controller would need a 1G hard disc and would take 5 minutes to boot up.

    • They wouldn't build their own engines but form a cartel with their engine supplier. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it. There would be an "Engium Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.

    • Your car would refuse to start with a message "Abort, Retry, Fail?"

    • You would have to have a full service every 500 miles.

    • The speed would read 70 even though you are only doing 50.

    • They would make a flashy convertible model, where if you raised the top the engine would overheat.

    • The entire engine wouldn't be in the bay at once, and the car would have to keep stopping and starting to load in the relevant parts.

    • Everytime you carried a new passenger you would have to alter the car's configuration settings. When the passenger alights these configurations would remain in place.

(Besucher-Nr.)
Letztes Update:
07.06.2005 / 08:47:38